Never thought I'd laugh this hard writing..

Playing with opposites and the idea that people say things they don't really mean.

"Ouch...oooh that hurts baby!" Cat hissed out of the fleshy tunnel of her lips. Bryan crammed his tongue down farther into the ribbed cavern of her other lips. "So very, very wet," Bryan thought. "I'll make her scream. I'll make it hurt. I'm the pussy monster!" He redoubled his efforts, scoping with his tongue like an anteater's nose in a ant hill.
"Ohhh damn your going to make me scream" She hissed a little louder as the top of her teeth sank into the fleshy peach of her bottom lip. She propped her left leg against the wooden post of the bed and looked into Bryan's busy brown eyes. Bryan looked up into her's for a moment, his face was wet and his chin dripped with gluttony. She put her hands on his face, curled her fingers around his ears, and pulled him up past her supersoaker.
"Oh baby don't stop! " Cat cried out. Bryan looked down and face planted against her gravel-hard teet. Cat ran her hand to the back of his wavy brown hair, pulled up, and with her free hand smacked him. "Quit fucking around and TEAR ME APART," she commanded. She grabbed his member and pushed it towards her gaping legs, the tip felt explosive like Mercury in a thermometer stuck into the ass of a volcano.
"Tear me up! Rip me! Rip me!" She shouted as spit flew into his face.
"Shut the fuck up!" Bryan yelled as he ripped his johnson out of her sweaty palm. He crawled up onto his knees so his ass was just an inch above her nipples. Bryan put his clobber-knocker in front of her nose and looked into her eyes and whispered "you're such a fucking slut," then front stroked his racquet across her right cheek. Cat freaked on.
"Ya you would like that you dirty little slut!!" And with a backhand he struck her other cheek. Both cheeks had started to turn red and Bryan felt he had recovered his masculinity.
"That's right I'm the fuckin' teacher. Welcome to my school you whore," he said as he moved back down toward mutual pleasure.