Sunday, September 6, 2009

Hocus Hoaxes

So I shot six for ten at the gullible line, lost one point hoping that Bush really did read a childrens book upside down, and that bear was ridiculous. It was easy to tell the fakes apart from the real ones: they just weren't realistic. Why would a shark attack a human who's riding out from a helicopter? Makes no sense. A writer's gotta make sense. No matter how far fetched a plot is, its gotta make sense to a reader. A picture says a thousand words and if the main part of the picture doesn't make sense (a cat who's being held but holds itself like its standing) then the words are gonna say Bullshit.

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