Computer complications and alliteration..

Firefox and Safari are forbidden to fornicate, and if they do, Googledocs will not comply. A guy's frustration fixes upon the tick-tock of a callous clock that timely tells him that he is running out. And so is Safari. She is tired of being told she is inferior; she itches to run free from the open Googledoc that Firefox cradles on the wide Mac screen. The friendly farmer of knowledge feels for her. He too cannot exist while the love triangle continues to tangle, so he closes the window and watches it warp away.